A great shoestring catch?APPLICATION FOR SIDELINE ADMISSION - UNIVERSITY OF TEXAS - FOOTBALL
1. Have you ever played football, even recreationally?
2. Have you ever had a relationship with someone of the opposite sex?
3. Are your current job duties necessary for the UT football team to function properly?
4. Do you happen to know the basic rules of football?
5. Do you know what the big white line that encompasses the playing field represents?
6. Do you know the reason that the officials in a game have whistles?
7. Do you know of any reason that 22 men in tight pants would have for scrambling over each other while chasing a bouncing football?
8. Have you ever been employed in a position that was not created for you by your parents?
If you answered "NO" to all of the above questions, you will be allowed to access the sidelines of all UT home games, select road games, and bowl appearances.
1. Have you ever played football, even recreationally?
2. Have you ever had a relationship with someone of the opposite sex?
3. Are your current job duties necessary for the UT football team to function properly?
4. Do you happen to know the basic rules of football?
5. Do you know what the big white line that encompasses the playing field represents?
6. Do you know the reason that the officials in a game have whistles?
7. Do you know of any reason that 22 men in tight pants would have for scrambling over each other while chasing a bouncing football?
8. Have you ever been employed in a position that was not created for you by your parents?
If you answered "NO" to all of the above questions, you will be allowed to access the sidelines of all UT home games, select road games, and bowl appearances.
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