Showing posts with label Coaching Scum. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Coaching Scum. Show all posts

Friday, April 18, 2008

ALABAMATHEMATICS II

Extreme thanks go out to Senator Blutarsky for pointing out the recent Saban interview relating to the scholly cuts.

For anyone not aware of the numbers that Saban's got to meet, check it out here.


How many do we have to dump?........wait, you'll have to count toes too


As mentioned in that post, I hope someone keeps a detailed record of how ol' Nicky gets down to the 85. Any ammunition during recruiting season always helps.

Sunday, March 30, 2008

Recruiting Tightrope

UGA's latest commitment and the suspected small overall recruiting class are noted in this article by AJC's Carter Strickland.


Coach Garner seems a little worried about the number of scholly's that will be available and how many offers that we can make.


Uncle Urban wants YOU.....and YOU......and YOU.....oh, and YOU too


Never fear. The simple solution regarding the number of offers is provided by Urban Meyer. Likewise, Nick Saban is the resident expert on the actual number of players that can sign LOI's.

You guys look smart.......academic schollys are in your future

After all, it's simple math.

Friday, March 7, 2008

ALABAMATHEMATICS

A recent pi$$in match between a Michigan blogger:http://sports.aol.com/fanhouse/2008/02/13/nick-sabans-the-real-snake-oil-salesman-around-these-parts/

and an Alabama blogger;http://www.rollbama%20roll.com/story/2008/%202/14/9229/08863

With all due respect to the Alabama faithful, I've gotta side with the Wolverines on this one.

Columbus, Georgia (my hometown) is on the Georgia / Alabama state line, and Auburn University is a 30 minute trip. Georgia / Alabama / Auburn fans are very well represented here and college football trashtalk is a year round affair.

I've taken a little time to count'em up, and here's the latest numbers regarding the recruiting classes for these 3 teams. The number of scholarship athletes that are used for each team are taken from last year's rosters, minus seniors and players who declared themselves eligible for the draft.

First let's get the rules straight.
1. A division 1A football program may give as many as 25 scholarships per year.
2. A division 1A football program may have no more than 85 scholarship athletes.

Very simple math........unless

Dinner at 7? Ok.....btw, do you have a calculator that I can borrow?


AlabamaRoster...................68 scholarships
Signing class.......................32 (is that more than 25?)
Total..................................100 (what happened to 85?)

AuburnRoster......................68 scholarships
Signing class........................29 (just in case they change the 25 rule)
Total....................................97 (hey, Auburn IS a math school)

GeorgiaRoster......................62 scholarships
Signing class........................24
Total....................................86 (damn calculator malfunction)

Ok, so how do these teams get to the 85 scholarship limit?
Good question, glad ya asked.

The first ones, I consider the minor sins........

1. Academics - Some of these signees may not make their SAT or ACT score. Some (hopefully very few) of the upperclassmen may become academically ineligible. Last year, UGA lost Paul Oliver over the summer to the NFL supplemental draft for this reason.

2. Medical Scholarship - A player who is physically unable to play again due to injury. UGA's Antavious Coates has been given a medical scholarship after 2 ACL surgeries on each knee.

3. Voluntary transfer - For whatever reasons, lack of PT, location, coaching changes. UGA recently lost TE NaDerris Ward as an example.

4. The Back-count - If a player graduates early from H.S. and enrolls mid-year, his scholly count's against last year's 25 limit.

now a little more harsh........

5. Academic scholarship - Son, you suck, but the University of Alabama (oops) is going to honor our financial commitment to you. You're off the team. Good luck.


and the really bad.......

6. The Grayshirt - We have a wee problem with oversigning. We can't offer that scholarship, but if you'll pay your own way this year, we'll get you that scholarship next year for sure. Really. No, seriously. Have we ever lied to you?

7. Don't let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya (for upperclassmen) - Son, I don't know what the hell Mike Shula was thinkin' when he offered you a scholly, but I think it's best if you give Division II a shot.

8. The offer retraction (new signing class) - Son, were sorry, but your name was mistakenly placed in the "good players" stack on my desk. We're withdrawing our offer.

Read'em & weep. If your team just had a major oversigning year, these are the realities of what goes on. Justify it however you like.

I truly hope that someone documents how the numbers get crunched at Alabama this year just to see how the casualties pile up.

It wasn't just the money

I love these colors, if only I could change the logo.....





close enuf

newsflash from rivals.com

Before the news broke in the national media, Terrelle Pryor, a star quarterback from Jeanette, Pa., told Rivals.com national recruiting analyst Mike Farrell that Rodriguez was heading to the Wolverines.

"Add Michigan to my list," Pryor said early Sunday afternoon. "Rich Rod is headed to Michigan. I just spoke to him earlier this morning and he told me he's gone."

"We talked at 10 a.m. this morning and I told him Michigan just got on my list," Pryor told the AP on Sunday night.

Hmmm......

That's a true class act to discuss this with a recruit before meeting with his own team.

However, due to the fact that Rich Rod (as the 18 yr old phenom calls him) borrowed a cell phone from his good friend Houston Nutt, I have used the FOIA to obtain a transcript of that conversation.

RR "Son, we'd really like to have you at West Virginia. This is my hometown. I love this program. I'd give my life for my team. You'd really like it here. We have plans for a Hall of Heroes and you could be the first person inducted."

Pryor "Coach, I like your offense, but all of the recruiting services say that I deserve a bigger stage. I really like Coach Oscar Mayer down in Florida."

RR "Son, Oscar Mayer is a hot dog. Or Bologna. The Coach at Florida's name is Urban, and although he may fit that description..........let's not get off track. Are you saying that there's no way you will come to WVA?"

Pryor "Sorry, Coach, I just can't see myself playing in the Big East. I want TV time that isn't on Thursday nights."

RR " Well, I guess that's settled........wait a minute, the Michigan coaching job's open. Big stage...check. ABC/ESPN kissin your ass at every opportunity.......check. Ridiculously easy conference........check. Would you play there?"

Pryor "I haven't given Michigan any thought. You think that you could get that job?"

RR "At this point they'll take anybody. I'll just make some promises that we'll beat Ohio State and it's a done deal"

Pryor "Well, coach, I can't guarantee anything, but if you took that job, I'll at least put Michigan on my list"

RR "That's good enough for me then. I've got a couple of calls to make. Talk to ya later."