Here's something that I've found to be as certain as death & taxes. When there's a story on UGA, there will be some South Carolina fans puttin' their two cents in. 16-12, 16-12, 16-12.......yeah, we get it. South Carolina won a football game. Be proud. Puff out the ol' chest. And shut the f*** up.
Scary.....very scary
I know that pre-season expectations are high every year in Columbia. The Ol' ballcoach has you believing that you're going to be contenders. He's convinced the University to allow....uhh.....academically challenged atheletes to enroll. He's convinced the State Department of Parole to allow your prize QB to stay on the team. There's no reason not to be optimistic.
USC Fun Facts:
- 14-44-2 vs. UGA.....really pitiful. But 16-12, 16-12
- 37-64-4 vs. Clem[p]son.......2nd best in the state is something to hang your hat on
- 17-24-3 vs. DUKE.....I thought I'd throw that one in because (a) it's hilarious and (b) it's true
- 0 SEC Championships in 16 tries
- 0 SEC East Championships in 16 tries
- 0 National Championships in 101 tries
- 13 Bowl Appearances overall
- 4-9 Bowl Record overall
- 0 Appearances in Rose, Orange, Sugar, Fiesta, Cotton Bowls
- definitely not the best team with the initials USC
- 7+ win seasons since 1960......11
- 8+ win seasons since 1960......5
- 9+ win seasons since 1960......1
- 10+ win seasons since 1960....1 (1984 was a damn fine year)
- 10+ win seasons all time.........1
But, never fear. This year will be the year of the Cock just like 1984.